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Post by cerasri on Oct 7, 2011 20:16:09 GMT -5
Feel up to asking the City's most psychopathic best informant Xerxes? Want to match minds with him? Do so here!
**warning, we are not responsible for mauled psyches, scarred brains, empty wallets, and all around damage. Ask at your own risk.
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A man walks into the stage.
He seems rather ordinary at first, his eyes shaded by a large hat. Moving towards a stool in the center, he smiles, and rather than sitting down, rests his arm on it, removing his hat as he does so. Red metal eyes peer at you curiously, and the man tilts his head to the side. "Ohoho! What is this?" Tapping his finger along the rather large scar that drags itself across the center of his face, the man grins, a slow smile oozing its way onto his face. "This seems interesting! What better way to get information than to ask a question!" Tapping his scar once more, the man frowns. "Why didn't I think of this before?"
Contemplating the thought for a moment, he shrugs, before smiling again, his expression more eerie than cheerful. "Oh well. Must have been to subtle. Now, if you don't mind, ask away dolls. I do have a job to do you know..."
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Post by Anonymous on Nov 2, 2011 7:55:37 GMT -5
My god. Why on earth would you target a child, bring him around the district and allow him to inhale opium?
You should be ashamed of yourself, dear sir.
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Post by cerasri on Nov 2, 2011 8:55:57 GMT -5
Brow arched, Xerxes tilts his head to the side before he grins. "Why wouldn't I?" he drawls, "Children are simply small humans after all, and there is nothing fundamentally different with their DNA. Besides, the boy seemed to have no problem...and he did find the place himself. I merely offered to show him around..."
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Post by treyxkoren on Nov 2, 2011 12:18:48 GMT -5
Jax frowned "How dare you twist the request that person ask you? You aren't suppose to check over the information that I give you but you went and had someone else do it for you!" He shook his head "I am very disappointed at you Xerxes, do you not trust me?" he gave a pout, though everyone could tell that he didn't care for Xerxes deceit, he actually seemed to be amused by what Xerxes did.
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Post by cerasri on Nov 2, 2011 13:15:08 GMT -5
Eyes narrowing as Jax approaches, Xerxes tilts his head back. "Ah-ah-ah~" he drawls with a smirk, "I did the request just as it was asked...it's their fault they didn't specify the action, now isn't it? But ah...as for trusting you? I'd rather trust a dead rat." Stepping forward with an arm cocked on his hip, the metal man sneers, tapping Jax rather forcefully on the chest with his index finger. "And ah, that's saying something...friend."
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Post by treyxkoren on Nov 2, 2011 15:13:40 GMT -5
Jax grins at the accusation, though annoyed with Xerxes he liked how he played this game "A rat, you say? A Nezumi and a Tomodachi...very interesting." Jax placed his hand under his chin while the other supporting his elbow. "Mmm and would you say that all this rage is coming from you having a "small" package?"
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Post by cerasri on Nov 4, 2011 21:11:10 GMT -5
Though his brow twitches angrily, Xerxes tilts his head to the side, a sly smile over taking his face. "How would you know the size of my...'package?' Don't tell me...you've been looking at my package eh? My my Jax...and I thought you were a ladies man..."
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Post by Schwarzen*Adler on Nov 4, 2011 21:19:11 GMT -5
With a small pout, the boy's eyes brightened.
" What's that package thing you guys were talking about? It must be really big and cool to be so popular among everyone...
Oh! Is it colorful and large? Or is it tiny and plain? Can you have more than one at a time?
Is it like one of those gifts that people give on valentines day? Or do people give it on their birthdays? Can I have one?"
With an innocent smile, Alphred chuckled. " I like packages~"
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Post by cerasri on Nov 4, 2011 21:26:02 GMT -5
Lips curling into a smirk, the metal-man narrows his eyes before his face smooths out into the perfect picture of an elder teaching the young child all they need to know. "Well packages can either be big or large...and of course they're very cool. Most women are ah...dying to touch them. As are some men." Smile widening, Xerxes grins. "Colorful packages aren't generally very good things...and well, some men have very, very tiny packages.usually those are made of metal." Eyes narrowing at the thought of a certain someone Xerxes's brow twitched before his face smoothed out once more and he let out a sigh of faux chagrin. "Unfortuntaely, its impossible to be more than one...and of course. Many like to grace others with their 'packages' particularly on holidays. Couples especially..."
Snickering under his breath, the Metal-man arches a brow at the boy. "As for having one, I'm afraid you've already got one. All boys get them. Except for the few who get them cut off." Pausing for a moment, the metal-man cackles into his hand before the snickers die off. "....and ah, I wouldn't profess to liking packages in the Red Light district. Or a church for that matter. You might get some a little more....excited....then they should be..."
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Post by Schwarzen*Adler on Nov 4, 2011 21:37:15 GMT -5
" Can you poke them?" he asked, " Are they portable? And aww... but I like colorful things. Can you choose what packages you want? Like the way you'd get things in a store? And couples?
Oh~ Oh! Do they play with their packages? Do couples have special nights or days just to play with their packages together? Like.. Like on New Years?
Yeah! They can watch the fireworks with their packages!"
"Oh," he frowned, "So girls don't have packages? But Matt never showed me his package. And I thought we shared everything!"
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Post by cerasri on Nov 4, 2011 21:45:57 GMT -5
"Mmm...I suppose you can poke them...." Lips curing into a grin, the metal-man shrugs. "Of course you can also stroke them and squeeze them and ha...some people even like to well...I'll leave that up to your imagination."
"Couples enjoy...playing...with each other's packages...they're favorite game is similar to...what was that game?...Twister? Ah yes. That....only without the game board or the spinning wheel. But couples tend to make up for that with ah....creativity."
Brow arching at the latter part of the boy's exuberant reply, Xerxes shrugs. "Fireworks? I suppose. To each their own...and girl's tend to lack the proper.....set of equipment...needed to have a package." Lips curling, Xerxes snorts before he grins.
"Oh I wouldn't bet on that. I'm sure you two have seen each other's packages at least once....you are brothers after all...."
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Post by Anonymous on Nov 4, 2011 21:48:43 GMT -5
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Post by treyxkoren on Nov 4, 2011 21:50:50 GMT -5
Jax eyebrow twitched as Xerxes continued to tease poor little innocent Al, it was disgusting and he wondered how knowing his "package" size would be worse than this? He shook his head, he would rather walk away but he couldn't leave little Al...that would be very bad.
Jax bent down to Al and covered his ears "You should be arrested" He commented to Xerxes, he lifted Al's gaze to his, his brows creased in concern "Please don't conversant with him anymore, something bad may happen to you"
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Post by Schwarzen*Adler on Nov 4, 2011 21:52:33 GMT -5
" Oh~ he blinks, " Now I know what you're talking about...."
" That candy that you can suck and lick? The ones that are supposed to taste really good. And I heard it can be shared with more than one person!
And it's long and sweet and yummy and it makes your mouth water. I've shared that with my brother before~ And he said it tasted really good.
Sooo~ You're talking about lollipops, right?
Wait..... Why are you two sharing lollipops?"
Turning to Jax, the boy smiles. "Ok~" he nods, " But Mister Xerxes is teaching me so much~ Do you have a large package too?"
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Post by cerasri on Nov 4, 2011 21:53:12 GMT -5
Arching a brow at the question, the metal-man smirks. "Love? That's simply an idle notion created by the poor and weak-minded in an attempt to further the monetary gains of the city itself by preying on the notion that in order to be entirely happy and successful one must partake in a relationship that will provide nothing but pain, strayed tempers and a shortage of money into my wallet. I'll take no part in that...so ah, no. I'm not in love."
"Now, back to present matters." Arching a brow back towards the other metal-man, Xerxes leers before rolls his eyes with a sarcastic smile. "Arrested? I have no idea what you're talking about. I'm merely educating the boy."
Turning his attention back to the aforementioned child, the metal-man smiles, the expression on his face positively gleeful. (nothing was more fun after all, than scarringwarping the minds of the future generation) "And of course I'm talking about lollipops." Arching a brow wryly, Xerxes smirks behind his hand. "Particularly the flavored kind."
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